We might not be able to have peace in the Middle East, but that doesn’t mean
Palestinians and Israelis can’t come together in other ways.
Alison and I have been married 14 years this July, and the truth is we both
enjoy Middle Eastern food, the Jewish religion, Palestinian culture and a living
achievement in matrimony that Palestinians and Israelis can’t find in political
Maybe that’s the problem – Palestinians and Israelis are
negotiating too much. Of course, what I mean – lest the fanatics misquote me, as
they always do – is that Palestinians and Israelis think things out way too
We’re too smart for our own good, and sometimes we don’t follow our
hearts, but rather our fears. I’m not sure we would have married had we actually
taken a lot of time to think it through. After all, my marriage has come under
attack from some of the most notorious Palestinian fanatics in America, citing
the Jewish-Arab relationship but pretending it doesn’t mean much in their hatred
Not that Alison had a real choice, though. I made our relationship
a cornerstone of my activism for peace and my constant war against the ugly
extremists who I know hate Christians and secular Muslims as much as they hate
We found a balance in our lives, bringing together her family and
mine as a result of our marriage, and it became the basis of my very successful
standup comedy act, which lampoons extremism and pokes fun at this unusual
relationship of a Jew and an Arab.
But is it a Jew and an Arab, or is it
more a Palestinian and a Jew? The fanatics claim I’m not Palestinian at all,
arguing that I speak English far better than Arabic, which is true. And although
Alison doesn’t have Israeli citizenship, her heart is in Israel. Since I have
one daughter from a prior marriage raised Christian (her name is Haifa), raising
our son Aaron as a Jew doesn’t bother me. Maybe one day he’ll be the one who
brings our people together in peace, the way only a person of Palestinian-
Israeli spirit can.
BUT OUR marriage is not alone. Every week I receive
an e-mail from Jews and Arabs, especially Palestinians, who ask me for advice on
how to make their relationships and marriages work.
I tell them it’s
simple. Be honest. Accept the fact that we don’t have to see eye-to-eye, and
that we can differ on political issues in the Middle East, but also be able to
show compassion for the other side.
That’s the toughest thing for
Palestinians and Israelis to do. We hate each other so much that we can’t fathom
living together. So when we brutalize each other, we can justify it in our
blindness to the reality around us.
We also keep a sense of humor, and
use that humor to respond to the few moments that have been ugly. And there have
only been a few. Some relatives ostracized us from their open house because I am
On the other side, people constantly ask me if it’s true
that I married “a Jew” and if so, why.
You have to be able to recognize
that we’re human beings first, and no one is perfect. That means our human
frailties make us question sanity and appear to hate. Average people do stupid
things when they just don’t understand.
But that’s what our
Palestinian-Jewish marriage does. It forces us to understand.
us to see the other the way we want to be seen. It forces us to be compassionate
even after angry outbursts.
I created a group on Facebook to try to bring
more of these anomalies of Palestinian-Jewish harmony together, thinking maybe
we can commiserate and come up with solutions to the Middle East conflict. Maybe
even serve as a support group for couples pursuing the dream that has so far
eluded millions of Jews and Palestinians in the Middle East.
As hard as
it is sometimes to argue in a moderate voice – our supporters are never as
militant or outspoken as the extremists and haters are – we have to keep trying
and make it spread.
One great idea, plus a sudden outburst of humanity,
common sense, reason and respect could change things for both our
So if you have a chance, visit the Facebook Page (Arabs and Jews
and “like” it. Show some love, even if your spouse is not from “the
We only have three members so far. I just know there are
The writer is an award-award-winning columnist and Chicago radio talk show