In movement - the joke

 

My next-door neighbor, a Rabbi, told me a ... political joke.

 

Why did Tzipi Livn i call her new list running for the Knesset "The Movement"?

 

Well, she couldn''t take the name Kadima, meaning ''forward", not only because that was her old party but because it would indicate that she was going only in one direction.

 

With The Movement, this way she could go forward or backward, or sideways or up or down.  Or leave altogether.

 

The pragmatism of politics or the way Tzipi moves?

 

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