After much consideration...decided to introduce a CHICKEN and a COW...although people would surely BALK at this potential coupling...She (the matchmaker), let''s call her SARA...knew full well that these two were compatible...The COW, a male, was about 20 years younger,(but the ASHTON / DEMI thing had straightened that out!)Their values, each of them, were grounded in moral fiber...They were both lively and energetic....(Although honestly, HOW ENERGETIC CAN A COW BE?)They both LAUGHED at the same jokes...Kept their savings in the same BANK...ok! ok!There was ONLY ONE BANK IN TOWN!LOLNonetheless, Sara knew full well that these two would be PERFECT TOGETHER...The chicken, (a female), YEARNED to feel small and dainty...She''d spent her life in a family of PETITE chickens...She was always the largest of them...Hence, she had issues around weight...What more perfect match than a GIGANTIC, masculine COW?Right?Am I right?The cow was NOT a JEW...but had been around Jews in the neighborhood from birth...Sara was CERTAIN that he would CONVERT, if necessary....Other than the difference in SPECIES and RELIGION,these two creatures were a match made in heaven!NOW...Sara had her work cut out for her...She still had to CONVINCE the two of them, (not to mention their parents)!that meeting would be a GOOD IDEA....(continued)