Does Prince Charming (in a YARMULKE) Exist ?

Breaking news (photo credit: JPOST STAFF)
Breaking news
(photo credit: JPOST STAFF)

 
Will he ride into town on a White horse 
with the SOLE intention of meeting your every whim and desire?
Will his Yarmulke (Skull Cap) be clipped onto his NON-RECEDING hairline,
in order to assure that it will stay in place ?
Is that HOT??!!
Will he be packing a Kiddush cup?
a THICK checkbook ?
a box of Godiva chocolates for YOU and you alone ??
Is it possible that, while you''ve been searching for his ''EPIC ness'' to reveal itself...
he''s been sitting right over there...
across the desk from you???
OK....
so the trusty steed is really a "Buick"....
and the hairline was probably in tact ......40 YEARS AGO!!!!
and the chocolates were pretty much bought at the local RITE AID...
and the thick checkbook ??
uhhh....
he''s got 50 bucks in his pocket to cover dinner and a movie !! (YIKES!)
But still and all.....
He makes you smile.....