The Spinsters and the Divorces Descended the Hampton Jitney....

Breaking news (photo credit: JPOST STAFF)
Breaking news
(photo credit: JPOST STAFF)

 

 
one by one....
in a SOLID string of madras plaid, bronzer,  and high heeled flip flops////////
looking....ummmm...
Hopeful ???
Nope...
They had looked ''hopeful'' at the conclusion of Memorial Weekend...
But this Monday of Labor Day...the END of Summer...
they actually appeared somewhat ''defeated''...
for their SEARCH for the PERFECT MAN had weathered yet another Haute Season...
without CLOSURE....without CONSUMMATION....
Well, perhaps there had been SOME level of consummation...LOL
but not the ''beginning of a relationship'' type!
Nope...
They would ALL have to ''WOMAN UP''
and invest in the Charity Dinner Circuit for ONE MORE season...
They would SURELY meet their ''Prince Charming'' at one of the ''exhalted'' affairs....
Well...Wouldn''t they ??