The day after Tisha B'Av...

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So...The Day After Tisha B''Av.... is widely known as the LUCKIEST DAY on the Jewish calendar....coming on the heels, of course, of the most catastrophic and historically bereft time of year.....I thought I''d add a bit of "JEWISH FENG SHUI" into the "already LUCKY atmosphere"....Here are the things that one MUST do TODAY, (the 10th of Av), in order to optimize the LUCK:1) ACKNOWLEDGE that this will be a VERY LUCKY DAY... For LUCK to manifest appropriately and steadfastly, one must be VERY CLEAR as to FAITH and BELIEF in ''proposed luck''...2) Set an INTENTION.... Sound corny ?? Actually, the most POWERFUL way to REALIZE "LUCK" is to FOCUS and to INTEND.... Be CLEAR as to what you WANT and NEED in relation to this manifestation...3) You''ve been given a GIFT....BE GRATEFUL in advance of receiving it... (works every time!)4) Eat ONLY organic foods for these 24 hours....GREEN foods are optimal... Meats, cheeses, etc may actually cause blockages in the "Jewish CHI Flow"....5) Probably the MOST IMPORTANT..... Do something PROFOUND and COMPLETELY SELFLESS today.... Do I need to EXPLAIN this ?? I think not...You know very well what to do... I KNOW that this sounds like CRAZY, IDEALIZED Hoo Haaa....But I ALSO KNOW that you''ll THANK ME later !!!