from dinner at my friend''s house...and I get off the FDR on second avenue....and there''s very little traffic...but there''s this car in the middle of the avenue driving, literally, 10 miles an hour...and it''s ridiculous...dangerous actually...
so I honk at them...and I drive around them...(not fast!)It turns out that it''s an "unmarked" police car!The next thing I know, they are flashing their lights at me,and telling me over a LOUD SPEAKER to ""pull ''the HELL'' over..""Mind you, at this point, I''m 20 blocks from home...So I pull over and the cop gets out... and there are like 5 other cops too!3 in this car, and another cop car that appears!(WEIRD!)so I say to the guy, "What''s the problem?"because I KNOW that I did NOTHING WRONG...and he says, "Uhhh...you were driving recklessly.."and I go..."Dude, what are you talking about ??"and he goes, "My name''s not DUDE.."and I go, "There is absolutely NOTHING that I did wrong!""All I did was drive around somebody going WAY too slow...""and there are FREAKING TERRORISTS out there !!""DO your job!"and he goes, "Have you been DRINKING?"and I go, "WHAT??"(Those of you who know me know that I''m SO not a drinker!)and he goes, "GET OUT OF THE CAR!"At this point, I''m getting a bit nervous because I''m alone and it''s late and it''s a dark, empty street...and I''ve hear stories about cops just WIGGING OUT on people for no reason...So I go, "Give me one of those alcohol tests!"and he kind of backs down....and says timidly, "That won''t be necessary..."and I whip out this SUPREME COURT badge that I''ve been gifted with recently...and he starts to whimper...I SWEAR!LOLand i tell him that I will have his job for this...and I call him a complete LIAR...and I tell him that this is PURE ENTRAPMENT!and I ask him,NO! I DEMAND his name and badge number, etc...and he''s FREAKING OUT...and the girl cop in his car is laughing...and GET THIS!I go over to the police car, and I look into the window...and I say to her, "ARE YOU LAUGHING ABOUT THIS?", in the most intimidating voice I can muster...and she shuts down immediately...At this point, I can see clearly that I''m making them VERY NERVOUS....Bottom line....the citation for "reckless driving" somehow gets LOST...(!!!)and he tells me just to move on...and he''s grasping for dignity....and I wait ''til they start driving...and I decide to MESS with them...and I start following right behind them...and I can SMELL their fear!and I follow them for a few blocks...and then they abruptly make a turn, just to get away from me!! haha!!Bottom line...I AM ONE TOUGH CHICK......