US run by Nazi space aliens, Iran claims

Fars reports NSA surveillance revelations are an attempt by American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world.

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January 14, 2014 17:30
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Alien Space Nazi Caricature. (photo credit: Roz Mundo)

 
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WASHINGTON -  Confirming the suspicions of many, the United States has been secretly run by a shadow government of German Nazi space aliens since 1945, Fars News Agency, Iran's semi-official news agency, reported on Sunday.

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In a dramatic scoop, Fars— in all seriousness— reported that revelations of mass NSA surveillance made public by Edward Snowden were actually an effort by the American-Nazi extraterrestrials to hide their nature to a human world they hoped to dominate.

The Iranian outlet suggests Snowden offered Russian intelligence officials "incontrovertible proof" to support the claims— and that Russia considers the report to be "accurate."

Aliens may have arrived in Nevada, a land-locked state, by submarine after losing the second World War to the West. President Dwight Eisenhower made official the "Tall White" government takeover at a secret meeting in 1954.

The report conflates Tall Whites as aliens and Nordic peoples.

Whether the remarkable report will shift momentum in the debate over Snowden— patriot, or traitor?— remains to be seen.



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