Danish bestiality is such a pain


There is developing a new definition for "Danish Bestiality".
Laws in both Denmark and Norway [that] are fairly open when it comes to a person’s legal right to engage in sexual activity with an animal. The law states that doing so is perfectly legal, so long as the animal involved does not suffer. According to the Danish newspaper 24timer, this interesting gap in the law has led to a flourishing business in which people pay in order to have sex with animals.
And not only that but
clients come from abroad and travel some distance for [animal bordello] services. “But the clients tell us that it is much simpler to buy animal sex in Denmark than in their own country,” the owner said, explaining that many of his clients come from Norway, Sweden, Holland and Germany.
Denmark is the country that had that giraffe killed.
And it is the country where
Halal and kosher meat will no longer be produced in Denmark, where the ritual slaughter has been banned after years of campaigning by animal welfare groups.  Dan Jørgensen, Minister for Agriculture and Food, backs the decision with certainty of his conscience, even as he is widely quoted by the media as saying, "animal rights come before religion".  The statement has stirred up much controversy and debate from Jewish and Muslim religious groups, which are not willing to take non-halal/kosher meat on a "platter".
It would that there are some Danes who prefer sex to religion.  And sex with animals.
And that there are already some wives and husbands who are having sex with humans-who-are-animals, that is, I mean, the people changing these laws to ban shechita, kosher slaughtering.
That probibition and situation is such a pain in the ____ .