The new addiction


The Most Addictive Drug 2011
Truth time, my loves...
The addiction market has taken a major swing from drugs and alcohol
to "SITTING ON FACEBOOK DAY AND NIGHT ALONE!!"
Researchers are logging into FACEBOOK and TWITTER constantly,
in order to FIND A CURE!!
What are the LETHAL and/or DANGEROUS side effects of this CRAZINESS, you ask?
1) LOSING ALL OF YOUR REAL FRIENDS
2) BECOMING LETHARGIC AND STAGNANT
3) LIVING IN A FANTASY FISHBOWL, WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING UPON REALITY
4) VARICOSE VEINS
5) OBESITY
6) DIVORCE
etc.
Take a good, hard look at yourselves, people...
If you believe yourself to be "Addicted to Facebook," we have established a FACEBOOK HOTLINE...
1 (800) GET REAL