WHAT TO DO? WHAT TO DO? In the end everyone talks.
By MICHAEL JARONPublished: JUNE 19, 2016 09:40Advertisement
Twenty five minutes jogging in the sand this morning….not so bad.And 70 seconds up the stairs.I’m beginning to shed some schmaltz.The question is: What to tell Torquemada (בסאל) tomorrow morning at physical therapy?Any suggestions?
If I tell him the truth, who knows what that sadistic S.O.B. will have in store for me.I don’t think I can get by with just a fib.The guy is good at interrogation, he can look into your soul; he has his ways, you know what I mean.And it is a fact; in the end everyone talks.Maybe best to skip the session.There is a new outdoor pub at the end of Hagaaton.For 20 shekels I can get a Goldstar on draft, and best of all, the friendly waitperson doesn’t speak Hebrew, but her English is excellent.What to do?What to do?AFTERWORD:
Some friends have helped me come to a decision:
Adam - Gold star. It seems like you've been pondering too much, settle down.
Maor - Beer is always a better choice.
Yoel - Beer sounds good. You can tell them it is doctor's orders. Glad to hear you are making progress.
Joeph- Go for the beer and skip the session.
Irv - Beer therapy is an up and coming thing. You are definitely on the cutting edge.
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