This story originally appeared on Kveller.
You can read the entire bonkers tirade on Media Matters. (Perhaps not, if you value your brain in its current, unexploded state.)
Since the news broke, Jewish Twitter had a field day — because, of course! Making jokes out of virulent anti-Semitism has been our shtick for time immemorial. Humor, after all, is a classic Jewish coping mechanism. And this particular theory, well, it seems perfectly tailored for so many Jewish jokes. I mean, it’s like Mel Brooks‘ “Jews in Space” segment from “History of the World: Part I” has just been lying around for four decades, just waiting for this moment!
is this the space laser u guys have been talking about pic.twitter.com/baqSavugqp
— shoshana || שושנה (@TheTonightSho) January 29, 2021
This Jewish space laser thing makes no sense to me. Because, as every Jewish mother knows, you could put an eye out with that.
— Ruth Marcus (@RuthMarcus) January 29, 2021
pretty hilarious that marjorie taylor greene thinks any jewish mother would ever allow her child to go to space
— Jess (@jesstweetss) January 29, 2021
However imagine the Jewish mother whose son made said moon laser. Mine would be foaming at the mouth trying to tell her friends. https://t.co/7wCv8j7Fjq
— Fenwick (@Lawdemigod) January 29, 2021
Ok but for real anyone who thinks Jews are keeping a space laser a secret... have you met a Jewish mother? No one would ever hear the end of “did you know about my daughter’s space laser? We’re very proud!”
— Gabby Tropp (@getropp) January 29, 2021
My Jewish mom was concerned the DVD player would blind us all when she found out it had a laser. So...#JewishSpaceLasers
— Citizens For Progress (@Citizn4Progress) January 29, 2021
I think the most absurd part of this absurd thing is that no Jewish mother would give up the opportunity to tell everyone that her son is working on the space laser pic.twitter.com/CCEHnPXKUm
— Grace “Short Squeeze” Kelley (@GraceFacesPlace) January 29, 2021