By JERUSALEM POST STAFFkevin ross 224(photo credit: )TRY ONE YOURSELF>>>Age: 46
Residence: UK-London-Tiberias-Spain
Married? With children? Not yet but got kids
Occupation: Courier driver/ebayer/dreamer lol
Education: gsce-art degree-various courses certificates
Pets: Cat hers, not mine, its insane as well
Religious affiliation / observance: Jewish Reform thingy
Last person / party I voted for: Blair-lol
Next person / party I will vote for: Conservative; hate brown
My history (100 words max): Born into a Jewish family, served in the British army then went on aliya, served there as well, must be nuts, enjoyed it though apart from Lebanon - mad house in 1982, married, divorced, have 2 children 10-14, met up with another girl, lovely girl, have 18mth baby boy, a son of 5 and her son of 10 - 5 kids, eldest 14 and a right princess, the rest all hooligans and potential footballers from 18mths to 10yrs, the18 month old the biggest hooligan is Ben Lobus
Family history (100 words max): Dad a cabbie, mother a book keeper. Me busdriver/courier telecoms engineer soldier(idf)-plumber tiler/courier/father coach madman/artist writer reader comedian/ all the above in one job lol
My connection with Israel: Lived there, Tiberius, did a army stint, loved it, love Israel, beautiful girls mmm hope mrs don't see this - lol
What I would take with me to a deserted island: Phill Collins and the girls from playboy mansion, air conditioning, a nice curry/chicken soup, my moms, lots of books, a camera and jet ski. If she reads this i'm moving to Iran- lol; beats a hatchet to ones head...or other bits
If I could have dinner with any person in the world it would be: Moses, and ask him why he didn't head towards Saudi Arabia so we had the oil? lol; show him modern Israel and its people and its history. And Simon Wiesenthal just to be in his presence would be fantastic, to honor this man isn't enough to do him justice, meet Ahmadinejad and punch his lights out, and liberate Iran, and bring back Cyrus the great...
Which feminine/masculine trait would I like to have: Too hairy and can't dance
What angers you: Anti Semites,anti Zionists who are anti-Semites and Jews who hate Israel, makes me mmmmmmmad/with uncontrolled rage
What makes you happy: Music, my partner my football team Chelsea, my children, sunny weather, people who laugh a lot, Israel makes me happy knowing we have a home for us all, Israeli soldiers and Jews who fight back and don't take any crap, friends and family, holidays at my parents' home in Spain, watching my boys score goals, swimming, jumping in the sea, laughing, my other half, dancing and getting shicker... great sex of course ha ha ha
Last book I read was: The (Afghan) federick forsythe, Andy Mc Nabb (recoil) i love both authors, Conn Ingrudsen - 'The Gates of Rome' fantastic book about Julius Caesar
Comfort food: Mac-d's, bagels, peanuts, crisps, custard pies mince pies chopped, liver/herring, xmas pudding lol, kebabs, smoked salmon, chocolate bikkies, cakes, mars bars yummy
My life five years from now: Not sure, hope one of my boys either plays for Chelsea England or Israel or all three lol, Israel at peace, myself i take what life dishes out, our own home bought and paid for by me, her indoors big enough for all of us and mum n dad
You may not like it but I have something controversial to say: Support Israel, not just in your will but in your life, in times of peril and in times of joy its our home ancestral home for infinity, nobody can take it from us ever again, nor should they ever try or threaten our existence for we are strong as lions swifter than eagles - ZAHAL
Happiness: 1-10 (10 being the happiest) 10
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