Snap Judgment: Have you read the latest Obama e-mail? Unbelievable!

The rumor mill picks up speed.

By CALEV BEN-DAVID
calevbendavid88 (photo credit: )
calevbendavid88
(photo credit: )
Excerpt from Barack Obama's speech on June 4 before the American-Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC) annual conference: "Before I begin, I want to say that I know some provocative e-mails have been circulating throughout Jewish communities across the country. A few of you may have gotten them. They're filled with tall tales and dire warnings about a certain candidate for president. And all I want to say is - let me know if you see this guy named Barack Obama, because he sounds pretty frightening." Excerpts from e-mail sent out in January 2008: "If you do not ever forward anything else, please forward this to all your contacts... Who is Barack HUSSEIN Obama?... When Obama was six years old, the family relocated to Jakarta, where he attended a Muslim madrassa... Obama takes great care to conceal the fact that he is a Muslim... Keep in mind that when he was sworn into office, he DID NOT use the Holy Bible, but instead the Koran... Let us all remain alert concerning Obama's expected presidential candidacy. The Muslims have said they plan on destroying the US from the inside out, what better way to start at the highest level - through the President of the United States, one of their own!!!" Excerpts from e-mail sent out in July 2008: "Please keep forwarding this to all your contacts... The Muslim plan to put one of their own in the Oval Office scored a major advance last month with Obama securing the Democratic nomination... A major influence on Obama is his wife... Who is Michelle Obama?... While growing up in Chicago, she took classes at the Our Lady of Mecca Madrassa, and regularly prayed in the Richard M. Daley Memorial Mosque... While studying at Harvard, she joined the Hasty Pudding Jihad Martyrs Club, wrote regularly for the Harvard Crimson Crescent and took an anthropology course entitled "Deconstructing post-colonial hegemonic societies: Death to the Zionist Warmongers"... Works hard to conceal the fact she is a Muslim, but can be seen regularly walking down Chicago's State Street dressed head-to-toe in a veiled chador... Real nickname for husband: "My baby's Abu." Excerpts from e-mail sent out in August 2008: "The Muslim scheme to conquer the White House moved ahead this month with Obama officially being nominated the Democratic candidate at the party's political convention in Denver this week... In his acceptance speech, Obama repeated his pledge made at AIPAC: 'Our alliance is based on shared interests and shared values. Those who threaten Israel threaten us. Israel has always faced these threats on the front lines. And I will bring to the White House an unshakable commitment to Israel's security'... Don't be fooled: Analysis of the Arabic translation of those remarks, using Islamic gematria based on the hidden Koranic codes, reveals a concealed message recognizable to any Muslim listener: 'Ya'alla, my Islamic brothers. We've really got these pathetic Zionist-besotted American heretics fooled. Our conquest begins on November 4. Jihad! Jihad!! Jihad!!!'" Excerpts from e-mail sent out in September 2008: "New intercepts obtained from Iranian intelligence (available for viewing at www.com/smear/obama/muslim.asp) expose secret plan for Islamic takeover of White House... Obama 'vacation' on Martha's Vineyard last weekend was cover story for candidate while he made ritual haj pilgrimage to Mecca required of all devout Muslims... While there took part in summit meeting with other Islamic leaders, including Osama bin Laden, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Hassan Nasrallah, Rep. Keith Ellison, Muhammed Ali and the Iron Sheik... Group decided that price of crude oil to be immediately raised to $350 a barrel until election day; $450 in Florida and Ohio... Obama to agree to debate John McCain in series of 'town mosque' meetings - on condition that all answers be direct quotations from the hadith oral tradition of the words of the Prophet Muhammed... In prearranged 'October surprise,' Ahmadinejad to publicly declare he will give up Iranian nuclear weapons program in event of Obama win and a promise that his forthcoming literary works - Nuclear Knowledge, The Diplomacy of the President's Letters; The Holocaust According to Ahmadinejad; and The Prophet in the President's Words - will all be chosen as selections in Oprah's Book Club." Excerpts from e-mail sent out in October 2008: "New documents obtained by a top-secret Islamic Web site reveal Obama's actual plan for January's presidential inauguration ceremony... Obama to take oath of office on Koran, not Bible... Will use this revised presidential oath: 'I, Sheikh Barack Hussein Obama, as the 12th hidden imam, swear that I will faithfully execute the office of the president and supreme Islamic religious authority of the Caliphate of the United States of Amerabia - and will also faithfully execute all infidels who oppose me - and will to the best of my ability, preserve (the legacy of Muhammed the true prophet), protect (his divine laws) and defend the new Shari'a Constitution of the United States. So help me Allah'... Will be sworn in by newly appointed head chief Islamic justice of the Supreme Shari'a Court… Traditional inauguration motorcade down Pennsylvania Avenue to be replaced by having crowd do seven ritual seven circles around the Wahhabi (formerly Washington) monument... Entertainment lineup for televised Inauguration Ball to consist of performance by Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) of latest recording, 'Jihad Train'; Omar Sharif presenting dramatic readings of Koranic verses; and a salute to past presidents featuring Oval Office adulterer Bill Clinton having his hands chopped off live on-stage while his Jewish courtesan is buried to the neck and stoned to death... New Michelle Obama nickname for husband: 'Abu America al-Haji.' E-mail sent out on November 5, 2008: "Our congratulations to newly elected president Barack Obama... Due to slight errors in research, we request previous e-mails regarding him be ignored... Who is Barack Obama?... New research reveals he is the descendent of Rebbe Baruch Obamawitz of Pinsk... Mazel tov, President Obama(witz)!" Calev@jpost.com