BREAKING NEWS

Meretz to introduce new beverage: 'Tzipi Zero'

Meretz was set on Tuesday to distribute at Tel Aviv University a new beverage named "Tzipi Zero," which "is not good for your health."
Named after Tzipi Livni Party leader Tzipi Livni, the soft-drink is comprised of ingredients including, "0 legislation; 0 leadership; 0 management; 0 opposition; 0 defending democracy; and 0 politics."