By JERUSALEM POST STAFFMaximus Decimus Meridius(photo credit: )TRY ONE YOURSELF>>>Age: 5
Residence: Herzliya, Israel
Married? With children? Not married, but a couple of puppies
Occupation: Lazing around contemplating
Education: The School of Life
Pets: Ha Ha
Religious affiliation / observance: I'm an avid eater
Last person / party I voted for: Bibi - There's not much of a choice and he's the best of a bad bunch
Next person / party I will vote for: Gaydamak
My history (100 words max): I was found on the streets of Herzliya when I was a month old and adopted by a nice couple. I love eating, laying around, chewing, sleeping and gnashing on stuff. My life experience has taught me not to trust anyone willing to give away things for free to people who want to hurt you. They'll still steal all your bones.
Family history (100 words max): I was too young to remember my parents when I was kicked out at one month old, but judging from the way I was treated, I'm probably descended from Texans.
My connection with Israel: The only place I've ever been and the only place I'll lay down my bone
What I would take with me to a deserted island: Lots of bones
If I could have dinner with anyone in the world it would be: Lassie. What a foxy lady. Woof Woof
What angers you: When my owners finish all of their dinner without throwing me any scraps
What makes you happy: Scraps. And bones. Mostly food
Last book I read was: The Wind is My Mother: The Life and Teachings of a Native American Shaman by Bear Heart and Molly Larkin. It took me a while to chew on it
Comfort food: Chicken, beef, fish, dairy, bones, lokxen pudding, biographies about native Americans
My life five years from now: Lazing around in my ripe old age, chewing on something nice
You may not like it but I have something controversial to say: There'll never be peace with cats. No matter how much we try, until they stop being brainwashed from an early age to run away from us, I can't see it happening and they'll remain homeless street urchins until then
Happiness: 1-10 (10 being the happiest) 9
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