In olden times, part of the fun in watching the Oscars via this medium we used to call TV was parsing the early awards given during the show and imagining how they were creating a narrative and, perhaps, forecasting which movie would win the ceremony’s last prize.
Nowadays, it’s a battle just to get all the awards to be presented on air, and many viewers pay closer attention to the body language and forced smiles of the attendees than to the awards themselves. If it was guaranteed that Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck would reprise their Grammys audience act at the Oscars, ratings would skyrocket. Could the film academy brass make this happen by offering them a lifetime supply of Dunkin’ donuts? Perhaps... though let’s be real: J. Lo probably hasn’t eaten an apple fritter in decades. (Hey... more for Ben!)
But the Oscar clues are still there for those who care enough to pay attention. What prizes do the leading best picture contenders need to take to score that top award? Grab a cruller and let’s take a look!
Everything Everywhere All at Once
Optimal Oscars evening: Ke Huy Quan completes his supporting actor awards season sweep, and filmmakers Daniel Kwan and Daniel Scheinert (professionally known as Daniels,) prevail for directing and original screenplay. And to be extra greedy, perhaps a film editing win, upsetting Top Gun: Maverick.
Oscar it needs: Daniels earned three nominations – picture, director and original screenplay. To clear the way to the podium for the grand prize, it would be helpful if they win one of these Oscars, and it really doesn’t matter which one. (The duo won the Directors Guild honor Saturday.)
A Quan win combined with Daniels taking screenplay would put the movie on the same best picture path that CODA traveled last year. If only Quan wins before the final envelope, the filmmakers might feel like they’re on the precipice of entering that Everything Bagel – an abyss, but one that can, as we know from the movie, be overcome.
The Banshees of Inisherin
Optimal Oscars evening: Writer-director Martin McDonagh bests Daniels for original screenplay. Colin Farrell and Kerry Condon prevail in their acting races. Brendan Gleeson breaks out a fiddle in the middle of the ceremony and Barry Keoghan dances a jig in the aisle.
Oscar it needs: Supporting actress is typically presented early. A Condon victory would be a fine sign for the movie. A screenplay prize might be even better, as that would mean it topped Everything Everywhere All at Once. I’d hesitate though to read too much into that scenario if that happened, as voters could well be signaling that they’d like to honor Banshees – it did earn nine nominations – and this is the spot to do it. But ... if Condon wins, then McDonagh for screenplay... and then Farrell? Well, that would be grand, wouldn’t it, and would likely lead to a final celebration.
Optimal Oscar evening: Steven Spielberg wins his third Oscar for directing, his first since Schindler’s List in 1994. John Williams wins his sixth Oscar for the score, his first since Schindler’s List. It’s been a while for these legends, hasn’t it?
Oscar it needs: Williams is 91, and the lovely, piano-based themes he composed for The Fabelmans offer the opportunity for voters to give him a touching – and well-deserved – tribute. If he wins, it would indicate that Spielberg’s drama resonated with academy members. (Did you not cry?) Still... Spielberg probably needs to win for directing for the film to have a shot. And he lost at the Directors Guild Awards to the Daniels, so it’s not looking good.
Top Gun: Maverick
Optimal Oscar evening: The blockbuster wins, as expected, the Oscars for editing and sound, and then bides its time until the moment that the academy salutes it as the movie that, as Spielberg articulately expressed recently at the Oscars luncheon, saved Hollywood’s ass.
Oscar it needs: Let’s be clear: Top Gun: Maverick doesn’t need anything, including best picture. It could simply bask in gratitude for bringing people – older, reluctant, Marvel Cinematic Universe-unadjacent people – back to movie theaters, paving the way for Elvis to enjoy a measure of commercial success and things to kind of return to normal, provided you consider normal to be a situation in which, thanks to the dearth of theatrical offerings, Top Gun: Maverick held the No. 1 spot at the box office in its 15th week of release.
But... it could win best picture with just those sound and editing Oscars. If it somehow takes visual effects over James Cameron’s Avatar: The Way of Water, then you’d have to think voters are ranking it high for best picture. And in a preferential voting system, that’s all you need – to be liked, a lot. And outside of a few weirdos who take exception to, you know, jingoism and the idea of giving best picture to a sequel that mirrors the original movie in many ways, who doesn’t like Top Gun: Maverick?
Optimal Oscar evening: As has been written since the beginning of time (awards season really does last that long), Cate Blanchett takes lead actress. And then... would you look at this: Todd Field wins for writing and directing the movie, paving a way for a best picture win and him running out of hands to hold all his Oscars.
Oscar it needs: Pundits probably aren’t underestimating the best picture chances of Tár, but, in addition to four nominations already mentioned, it did pick up nods for cinematography and editing. That’s support in five different branches.
Maybe Field will win original screenplay instead of McDonagh and Daniels. Maybe Field will add to all his critics group prizes and take director too. But his loss at the DGA makes that unlikely. And maybe Lydia Tár will take Gustavo Dudamel up on his offer and become the next music director at the Los Angeles Philharmonic.
For the moment, anything remains within the realm of possibility.