Ya, you must believe me,
those Jews are too free
They make a schmutz in the world
with their Jewish policy
A country, a flag
and now an army!
Ya, believe old Gunter,
They were better in Germany.
Ah, believe me, Schone Zeiten!
As Franz once did say
The bright new morning
Of a bright new day
Young Gunter was full of Hoffnung
For all that could be.
What glory in the Waffen!
What power could be
I glimpsed a whole new world
Of possibility
My message I would spread,
That to be a good Gunter
A man should sit down to pee!
But alas the world
does not listen to Gunter G.
They still stand (how sad) to make wee-wee
And from where does it come?
Well, that we all know:
From the ProblemmakeJewcountry
Da Damned Israeli!
The third order went down
and the fourth didn''t rise
And for all these years
I''ve had to hide
But no, no more, I refuse to give in
It is I, Gunter sitzpinkler,
who one day will win!
Ashley Rindsberg is the author of Tel Aviv Stories.