Gunter Grass, Sitzpinkler

Ya, you must believe me, those Jews are too free They make a schmutz in the world with their Jewish policy A country, a flag and now an army! Ya, believe old Gunter, They were better in Germany. Ah, believe me, Schone Zeiten! As Franz once did say The bright new morning Of a bright new day Young Gunter was full of Hoffnung For all that could be. What glory in the Waffen! What power could be I glimpsed a whole new world Of possibility My message I would spread, That to be a good Gunter A man should sit down to pee! But alas the world does not listen to Gunter G. They still stand (how sad) to make wee-wee And from where does it come? Well, that we all know: From the ProblemmakeJewcountry Da Damned Israeli! The third order went down and the fourth didn''t rise And for all these years I''ve had to hide But no, no more, I refuse to give in It is I, Gunter sitzpinkler, who one day will win! Ashley Rindsberg is the author of Tel Aviv Stories.

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