DEAR ANCIENT Abby: Archaeologists have uncovered startling evidence suggesting that there were advice columns in Caesarea more than 2,000 years ago. (Harriet Mark)
IF THE shoe fits, wear it! If it’s not yours and you decide to keep it, however, you might want to consider walking away from there fast... (Bernard Olsburgh)
HEY, IF you get a chance, give me a wing – we can meet up downtown and maybe gwab some dinner together or an ice cream. (Karen Feldman)
DON’T CLOWN around! Bus 6.75 to the Ringling Brothers Big Top is due to arrive any moment now. (Susan Handelman)
LIFE HACK for kids in Lakiya (near Carmit): Generally speaking, it’s a baaaad idea to let sheep eat your shirt. (Deborah Strauss)
DEAR DIARY: Here I am at a school in Ma’aleh Adumim letting pupils know that in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart. (Daniel Santacruz)