Purim Shpiel: Smotrich appointed IDF chief of staff, lowers height requirements for soldiers

Purim Shpiel: The following is a satirical article from The Jerusalem Post's annual parodic Purim page, The Jerusalem Roast. Enjoy!

INCOMING IDF Chief of Staff Bezalel Smotrich is seen diminutively standing on his tip-toes next to a rather annoyed Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.

(photo credit: Government Parody Office)

ByEVE OLD

MARCH 24, 2024 16:09

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