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Bra chain record comes apart at the seams in UK

LONDON - A British attempt to set a new world record for the longest chain of brassieres was called off after volunteers got the lingerie in a twist. Campaigners at "Bra Chain" hoped to hook together over 100 miles of bras in Worcester, a city in the English West Midlands, to raise money for women's charities and beat the current world record of 166,000 linked brassieres, held by Australia.
Volunteers, or "hookers", aimed to connect 200,000 bras, but were forced to quit at half that number when the undergarments became tangled in the boxes.
"We underestimated the time it would take to get the bras out of their boxes and hooked together - there were bras all over the place," said Launa Walker at Bra Chain.