“On Passover, we commemorate the exodus from Egyptian slavery, which Jarrad taught me,” the president begins.
In the movie, Trump recounts the Purim story.
Satirical news by The Jerusalem Post reporters in honor of the upside down holiday of Purim.
“I don’t think I’ll ever be the same again.”
“I extended a hand. I want to make peace between Israel and the Palestinians,” Trump said in the press conference. “And this little gremlin spits in my face. Tremendous.”
“Both have had reputations as a ‘man of the people,’ so just imagine what the two can do together."
“Well of course I will miss being picked up and then discarded on the beaches of Netanya. It was a good run while it lasted.”
"We’re also looking at plans to replicate the Eiffel Tower – but a bigger and better version."
“My ancestors always told me that part of the Jewish tradition is being a light unto the nations. Now with these impressive corruption levels, we have something to aspire to.”
Deep State meeting rejects Prime Minister’s Office claims.